Welcome to One Slice at a Time, the podcast where travel meets pizza and bad decisions become great stories. Today, we're sharing the top five things that shocked us about River Cruising. Spoiler: There was schnapps, and people dropped it like it was hot.

I think Stephanie wrote that. And yes, I have thoughts on pizza in Austria, Slovakia, and Germany.

So this was our first river cruise, and we had some things that were really surprising to us, things that we were not ready for…